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DO IT NAOW AND I WILL GIEB YOU MUDKIPSZ!!!
and possibly tits...

Finally a "decent" thread :DDDDD
/poasts

Uh
Can we discuss how epicly the new forums fail? :/

Vampii.rawrz.omg.x wrote:Finally a "decent" thread :DDDDD
/poasts

Uh
Can we discuss how epicly the new forums fail? :/

Im with Vamps on this one /poasts wif toast :3

:O Does the toast have raspberry jam awn it?

Vampii.rawrz.omg.x wrote::O Does the toast have raspberry jam awn it?

In the illustrious words of my old personality "YUS!"

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Van spamblie ftw

and as he ran from the rapidly flooding cave, he dropped the amulet his dead mother had given him on her deathbed. He turned back towards the wave of magma that was engulfing the cave, and saw the amulet disintegrate into nothing. He knew he should feel awful, but he was in such a state of panic that he simply ran up the crude stone steps to the surface.

Upon reaching the surface, he looked back down the mineshaft. The lava (or magma, depending on how technical you are willing to be) had stopped 3 steps short of the surface. His body convulsed a bit as the adrenaline wore off, and then he began to think about how huge of a blunder this had been. His gold mine was now filled with molten rock, which meant that at the very least he would be forced to wait for a spell before resuming his mining.

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6 Weeks have passed, and we find our once panicked hero in poverty. The ornate golden statue which he had taken so much pride in having sculpted with his own hands is now gone, sold to pay for his meager diet of bread and meat. His stable, once lively with the baying of horses, now lays silent. 3 of his 5 horses were sold to the messengers, the other 2 were butchered for their meat.

The mine that once provided the man with gold and wealth remains a molten deathtrap. He had thought that leaving it be for a period of time would cause the molten rock to solidify, thus providing an at least somewhat safe working condition for him. Thus was not the case, as he had breached a magma tube directly from the core of the planet. The magma might solidify during the next plate shift, but that could be centuries away.

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It has been well over a year. The man who once had held such material wealth is now dead, buried near his prized gold mine by the messenger to which he had sold his horses. A wealthy lord now controlled his claim, but neglected to provide it with a serf workforce. The land remained un-plowed, the buildings fell into disrepair.

(The moral of this story is that lava can really fuck your shit up.)

This again?

Yes, "this" again.
As some people happen to like "this"
As it is one of the only decent threads in these foruns :/
Bearing in mind it's poasted in Random Stuff :DD

Cake.

My old thread still beat it :s

Epic Snail wrote:My old thread still beat it :s

Unintentionally. :x

First one to post that Obama flash that we made an epic quote-storm of gets an internet.

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EDIT: I think I may have just doomed the forums. @.@

no. spam. cant. think. need... *bang, thud, sirens, photos, zipper, signature, crying, laughing, shovel, dearly departed, snap, thud(the wire broke), crying, shovel filling, wolf howling at moon, mourning birds chirping, wolf howling at moon, mourning birds chirping, wolf howling at moon, mourning birds chirping, wolf howling at moon, mourning birds chirping, !BRAINS!*

[zP]TARGET wrote:no. spam. cant. think. need... *bang, thud, sirens, photos, zipper, signature, crying, laughing, shovel, dearly departed, snap, thud(the wire broke), crying, shovel filling, wolf howling at moon, mourning birds chirping, wolf howling at moon, mourning birds chirping, wolf howling at moon, mourning birds chirping, wolf howling at moon, mourning birds chirping, !BRAINS!*

Uh
RIP Trgtz?

Vampii.rawrz.omg.x wrote:

[zP]TARGET wrote:no. spam. cant. think. need... *bang, thud, sirens, photos, zipper, signature, crying, laughing, shovel, dearly departed, snap, thud(the wire broke), crying, shovel filling, wolf howling at moon, mourning birds chirping, wolf howling at moon, mourning birds chirping, wolf howling at moon, mourning birds chirping, wolf howling at moon, mourning birds chirping, !BRAINS!*

Uh
RIP Trgtz?

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